According to Cindy

Thong Thursday is celebrated at a bar somewhere in Birmingham. Women who prove they are wearing thongs get in free on Thursday night. I think they also have a contest.
Last night we went to the Shelby County fair with the kids. I was glad Brandi's finally able to ride most all the rides now. In years past, we had to take turns at rides while either Doug or I took Brandi to a kiddie ride. I was afraid to let her go on the spaceship ride, because I was scared the little skinny bugger didn't weigh enough to stick to the wall. She rode it fine. Paul won a Yu-gi-oh frameable picture and I bought him a sword. Brandi won a Hawaiian Lay, a beanie dolphin and Doug won her a gold-fish. This is her first pet. She named him Nemo. She also had a head on colision with a little boy on the boucy blow-up thingy that kids play on. She actually has a bruise on the side of her face this morning. I felt so bad, I bought her a sword just like Paul got. I swear, if she keeps on, their going to call child services to check us out!
Thong Thursday! That means Cindy has to get the bulletins ready to run off, and various other projects that I am unable to procrastinate on.